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Evra gets 24-hour protection from cheeky Scouse wit

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    PATRICE Evra has hired bodyguards to deal with loveable Liverpool rogues good-naturedly threatening to kill him.

    Manchester United are set to host Liverpool tomorrow this weekend in a game that has promised such high levels of humorous banter that all police leave in the region has been cancelled.

    Members of the general public living near the ground have been warned that there may be random outbreaks of large groups of men just having a bit of a laugh and a joke. Police have also stated that a badly-aimed chorus of Ferry Across The Mersey can have somebody’s eye out.

    Evra said: “Smalling and Jones are going to be replaced by ex-SAS officers to try and fend off the thousands of fans that might want to run onto the pitch to share a delicious bon mot whilst spitting playfully in my face.

    “Games between Liverpool and United are always highly witty affairs but this one has the potential to be dangerously hilarious.”

    Evra will be targeted by Liverpool’s 40,000 jokers during the match after he provoked Luis Suarez by being present during their previous game against each other, a fact that many fans are expected to remind him of using a variety of colourful phrases.

    The kick off has been moved to 1245 in a bid to reduce the amount of ‘joviality juice’ the Liverpool fans can manage to consume before the game and the United fans will remain in the ground for an hour after the game ends to ensure their sides aren’t split with mirth on the way to the train station.

    Evra added: “The fans may also wish to remember that I’m French. I’m sure they can do something with that.”

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...otection-from-cheeky-scouse-wit-201201274823/
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Well I thought it was funny. :D
     
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  3. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Haha that was pretty good.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    fail...


    I posted this in the banter thread a week ago... Keep up Luv
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Gloryhunter.


    <whistle>
     
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  6. Jonesey

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    That's because you're a ****ing wum trying to pass yourself off as a Liverpool fan

    THIS **** IS A FAKE!!!!
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Soz mate, I didn't notice it. Funny though.
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Nowt worse than a fake **** eh Jonesy...
     
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  9. Sweats

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    it did make me laugh, there was another one the same week about andy carrol which was better... Cant think why you didn't pop the link on for that one.. it was very amusing <ok>
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Wakka?

    Lettuce?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Very wakka like.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We did have the AC one on here to be fair and that was really good.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    To subtle for Wakka maybe.

    Hes usually very confrontational.


    <laugh>
     
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  14. Jonesey

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    You don't need to be Poirot or Holmes to deduce that you are nothing more than a bloody WUM
     
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  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'm Lettuce <ok>
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    How long do you think he'll play his game Jonesey?
     
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  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    We already knew that Eric.
     
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  18. Jonesey

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    Fixed!
     
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  19. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Well he only signed up this morning, give it a couple of days and he'll either get a ban or get fed up.
     
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  20. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    shut it beercan face <ok>
     
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