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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I jizzed over the screen and now I can't see anything <party>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I know I shouldn't have posted that thread <laugh>
     
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  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Yeah, you are a **** <ok>
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You attention seeking fat hoor.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Speaking to yourself is the first sign of madness.
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    Get it up ye.
     
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  7. ReallyReal

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    Not true, hairy palms are the first sign of madness :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. ReallyReal

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    The second sign is...
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What?
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Canny. Disny fit. Damn my virgin anus.
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    ****ting on people's sofas.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only if ye do it deliberately.
     
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  13. ReallyReal

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    I thought everyone knew
     
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  14. biggerbossman

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you clingfilm your screen and keyboard like normal people?
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's what I was thinking.
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Why is this thread 16 posts in and nobody has made a gay porn joke? What a ****ing let down <ok>
     
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  18. Paulie Gualtieri

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    I knew i could smell burn
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    I bet you smell of burning rubber when you're having safe sex ;)
     
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  20. Paulie Gualtieri

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    I'm catholic , i dont understand your question
     
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