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Even weirdos get lucky sometimes

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  1. ReallyReal

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  2. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Why are they weirdos ? they look like a lovely couple and may they have a fantastic wedding too<ok>

    If youre reading this my A/C number is ... 900098739 any little couple of hundred thousand appreciated
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 9, 2012
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Needless to say, I'd leave that bird looking like a hauf-done jigsaw <ok>
     
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  4. ReallyReal

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here's what Mrs Bull would look like if my boaby looked like a green bottle

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  6. Paulie Gualtieri

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    As I said a truly lovely couple, Lets hope the weather holds out for their big day
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 9, 2012
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Those aren't the same people in the article!!

    BOTH of them would get the boaby <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Feb 9, 2012
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I mightn't enjoy it too much but I'd bang her.

    Watched a bit of Emo porn the other night.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    They never get PROPERLY rattled in Emo porn.

    The boys are too fey to shag **** oot them.
     
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  10. ReallyReal

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    What is with the neck beard? Did his mirror have a big smudge on it when he went for a shave?
     
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    I t may be a shadow?
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It looks like a gaping black hole in is neck.
     
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    That's just what I was thinking.
     
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  15. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Is it just me or does that burd look like she may have once been a bloke????


    In fact while we are on the subject, maybe the bloke was once a burd, and he has the neck beard to cover the lack of an adams apple.


    The plot thickens.
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Feb 9, 2012
  16. Paulie Gualtieri

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    I was just thinking exactly precisely those exact same thoughts ... uncanny
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 9, 2012
  17. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I'm very happy to hear someone else thinks the same tbh, i know some of the standards are low on here, but i just pictured bawbag slapping bawbag, when the thought of shaggin her came to my mind.

    She certainly is a fugly bitch. <ok>
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, Feb 9, 2012
  18. alwaysright

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    Half brother / sister - descendants from Deliverance.
     
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  19. Cruyff's Turn

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    Yeah,but a rich one.That's the bit that counts.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Looks to me like the result of some incest
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 10, 2012
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