If you lived in a house and......

Clearly, what I would say is:

Oh god, there are cracks in the walls! Quick, we need to do something, anything right this instant! Sue the contractor! See if swinging this hammer at every available surface will do the trick! Let's try giving the windows a stern booting! But above all else, panic!

 

Brilliant.

Swaythling is very scruffy and litter strewn but the houses are general pretty solid except for the HMOs which the landlords tend to neglect as emphasised in today's news.

 

Just dry your eyes! Who are you to say they're not working hard on the training ground to turn things around?

I also seen some mug banging on about Adkins should 'grow a set' and start blaming the players for poor results etc instead of taking responsibility. Yeah, that's what a group of players who are low on confidence need.

I'm glad the people who run the club are there and not some of the borons on this board.

 

Mr Ted, you're biting well today! ..um 27 years..um like 1927-1959??

Listen, someone has to keep your feet on the ground over here. SB3 can't do it alone you know, and what with all that's been going on,we've got plenty to keep us occupied on the home board - but occasionally it does'nt hurt to come over and put some of you numpties straight once in a while.

 

I had a bit of form in the old 606 days Rich. Nothing wrong with ruffling a few feathers now and again

StFairies was a disturbing experience. Whilst waiting for the taxi (slightly inebriated) I commented on your 'trophy cabinet' -the little glass case on the wall that holds the 'Ted Bates trophy' (whatever that is). The steward was less than impressed and I think slightly annoyed when I suggested he take a trip 'down the road ' to see some real trophies! Ahhh.. you've got a keep reminding them.

 

Did he show you our bank account full of money and all of our receipts from HMRC?

I bet if we looked in the safe at Pompey it would be full of unhonoured IOUs going back years and years and we all know that you never ever pay your taxes or anyone else come to that.

You lot are the Mr Micawbers of the football world. Always hoping something will turn up to save you from bankruptcy. You also have a bloody cheek not paying the Government the money you owe and then asking them to lend you the money to buy your ground. Such Chav like behaviour has done your standing in the footballing world no good at all.

Our great football club has no reason to look at your corrupt little enterprise with the slightest envy and it never will.

Now be a good fellow and be sensible and join in the non wumming good humoured banter that we enjoy on this site with your fellow supporters like PompeyLampras and PompeyMeowth. They are both comfortable with themselves and don’t feel the need to insult and offend.

If you can’t then as SB3 seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth it would be rather nice if you were to join him.

 

I have a conundrum...I want FFD to lose his club but not Meowth and Lampras.

 

Yes i Know where your coming from fran.

 

Bah humbug! as is topical at the moment.

That's not very nice Fran. Your club went in to admin and very nearly went bust before our troubles. Was I hoping for the worst for you? I think not if you care to check. Lighten up a bit.

 

To be honest fatandfunky i personally don't give a .... what you feel about our club now or then, but it does seem you have your typical Pompey jealousy hat on again.

 

Very good, very clever, well done that man!

 

Jealous !!! Oh Possum.

 

Denying it doesn't make it any less true.

This may help

 

Now, look, I really think we ought to be nice to Mr Funkdaddy. He's not a spring chicken and as you will all be aware, as we get older, we stop living in the here and now. This is because the here and now can be insanitary and demeaning, and completely lacking in any dignity at all. And it's not just those who manage to get to Fratton Park who have this problem, oh no! When people get to Mr Funkdaddys situation, they often find themselves saying things like, " I remember when we went to Wembley you know!" and "You see those shops, that used to be all grass and vegetables", without really understanding the full irony of his statement. It's comforting to live in the past when the future looks bleak.
So come on chaps! Be nice to him. He's probably forgotten why he came on our boards by now anyway.

 

So its more a case of this?

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As long as FFD is house trained. We don't want to some older members, like Godders and Beddy, to think such behaviour is acceptable.

 

I have had many good natured exchanges with Mr Funkdaddy when visiting his board. I think that he has just had a nip of the cooking sherry and ours was the first door which he leant upon that opened. He's alright actually. Not really a WUM. Give him a few more hours and he be saying things like, "I really love you, Fran..."

 

Takes more than a nip of cooking sherry to get to that bit, usually a bottle of meths and a roofie.

 

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Could this be Mr Satanddrunkdaddy 'relaxing' on a park bench in Portsmouth?

 

How come you know so much about the consequences of my medical condition?