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Funniest joke of the year??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ReallyReal, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. ReallyReal

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  2. VenomPD

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    <GarySpeed> <ok>.
     
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    The Italian PM was asked what he thought would happen in Syria - he said he thought it was going to be a war of attrition but expected Juventus to pip AC Milan at the end of the season
     
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    fa have invited an english manager whos hands on with premier players daniel lloyd is now fav for the job
    pope visited liverpool recently and a boy said can you cure my hereing so he put his hand over his ears and said do u feel better the boy said i know wednesday at the trial boom boom
     
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  5. MrWright!

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    In english?
     
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  6. Paulie Gualtieri

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    <laugh> <laugh> I'm in bits laughing johnny ... i honestly cant make head nor tail of that hence me busting me stones laughing
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    I couldn't even read it. It was too incomprehensible. <YouBoughtHisBookYet?>
     
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    <waitingforthepaperback865thedit> <ok>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    The best joke of the year was when the Dog Rapers said that General Chat would die on it's arse and they'd still be here.
     
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  11. Paulie Gualtieri

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    or .. a man walks into a pub brenda two blondes and an english summers day <laguh?
     
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    <laugh>

    JohnnyA will be pishing himself at that one.
     
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    A man walks into a butchers, he says.

    "A Pound of bacon please"

    The butcher says "Lean back?"

    "A Pound of bacon please".....................****<doh>
     
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  14. Paulie Gualtieri

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    I Hope the nurse has the oxygen tank at the ready <ok>
     
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  15. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Funniest joke of the year is the second comment on this <laugh>

    [video=youtube;UAmjvL_tOo4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmjvL_tOo4&amp;feature=related[/video]

     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <applause>

    GC seems pretty good again these days. No doubt my stewardship has been instrumental <whistle>
     
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  17. Trypsin-1

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    Mutiny <ok>
     
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  18. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I think the biggest joke is the ****ing filter shyte i have to put up with here at work, can't get on half the ****ing pages. :steam:

    Worst thing is, i just know they are gonna be the best pages too. <grr><grr><grr>

    Never work in a ****ing school, arsing ****s that they are.<wah>
     
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  19. Paulie Gualtieri

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    michael ... im going to pm you in 5,4,.... you better ****ing reply
     
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  20. Mick

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    I can't get on from my new job, and it's my site <wah>

    It's "Tasteless" according to the web filter.
     
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