A farce starring Postman Pat Capello, Candlewaxface Redknapp, Rosie the Dog, Ray Wilkins and the FA aboard HMS England. http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104357
"I am finking of taking the job for the Euros. As long as the Euros get paid into my offshore account. 6 million sovs shared wiv me dog...lovely jubbly," said candlewax face last night.