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Redknapps dog gets 5 years

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  1. taotoon

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    Harry Redknapps dog has described her 5 year sentence for tax evasion as "feeling like I've had my nose rubbed in it."

    Reclusive bone-fan Rosie was found guilty of having un undeclared bank account in Monaco, but maintains her innocence.

    "Im not the most financially astute dumb animal" claimed Rosie" You could say I have no concept of money. Normally when my owner gives me a cheque for 180,000 I tear it to peices or bury it in the garden."

    " I have no idea how this one slipped through my paws and ended up in a tax efficient savings account. Also, a 5 year stretch is very harsh if you convert it in to dog years."

    Harry Redknapp has distanced himself from his former pet claiming that her behaviour is a bad influence on him.

    "First she craps in my slippers, then she tries to defraud Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs Officers" Declared Redknapp " I've a good mind to sell her to Wigan

    Passing sentence on the greedy bitch, Justice Timmins said he had no choice but to lock her up in case she tried appealing to the Upper Chamber with her big brown eyes.

    "Bad doggie" declared Timmins "Baad baad doggie"
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I'm unashamedly going to steal this highly jocular thread.
     
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    I've heard of dogs carrying the paper for their owner but not carrying the can for them. Poor old Rosie.
     
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  4. Munstertoon

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    Don't worry about it. Taotoon nicked it from the online satirical newspaper News Thump. Look it up. It's very amusing, as is the other similar paper The Daily Mash, which carries a story about Tottenham Hotspur Manager, Fabio Capello, being jailed for tax evasion, while in charge of Portsmouth!!

    As he's being taken away Capello shouts "This isn't me. I don't know how he's done this, but this isn't me" England Manager, Harry Redknapp comments "I'm sad to see Fabio go down, but you just can't trust foreigners"
     
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    LMFAO! <laugh> ...excellent!
     
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  6. taotoon

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    This.

    more believable than the red tops - Free the Tottenham One !
     
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