Anyone know this ugly bastard? (apparently he posts on here)

I don't get it, then again I'm not on stalk book.

 

Let's be honest though, if you have a Facebook profile it's public anyway. Also, if you've had the foresight to set it to private, all that's revealed is a name. Additionally, even if your real name is posted, as long as it isn't connected to your username you can deny all knowledge of it...

 

my pants are full of the brown stuff.

 

Neither am i but my lad is and it came up i **** myself.

No Facebook but a composter? Your all fur coat no knickers!!

 

For the none facebookers (me) could someone explain why something funny has happened?

 

You can't have seen my earlier post Sonny Jim.

Two words;

Dunlop Slippers.

Right back at you.

On the subject of underwear, does anyone else strip down to their under crackers if they come home after a night out with a Ruby to avoid stainage ?

 

Nice trick. I almost registered just to join in...

 

Dunlop slippers are impressive i will give you that but I raise you a pair of Lee Cooper sandals from Matalan for my nightly strolls down the sea front in Las americas. Thats Lee cooper not that Easy ****.

 

That sounds lovely. If I fancy a nightly stroll right now it'll be to that puddle of water under Prinny Quay, with two pair o' socks on.

 

Not just if it's a Ruby I've taken home with me, Sarahs, Claires, Katys, there's all sorts you're best to be stripped down for before you start them.

 

Thoroughly, utterly ashamed at being had by that!!!
Spent last hour and a bit checking my security settings on Fb after a rather worried phone call from my old man on the family laptop!!

Poke me in the middle and serve me with salad....I'm done!!

Cheers boys....up the Tigers!

 

OLM your a complete bastard, I,ve been paranoid for the last hour, waiting for my Mrs to go out the room, so I could work out what the fck is going on. PS nice one BTW

 

Fair play, fair play to you.

However I can raise you indirectly.

I bought my boy two pairs of Lee Cooper baseball boots from Sports Direct. One trainer type and one boot type, this was about two months ago.
Both velcro fastening and both now shagged.

Good luck with yours.

Should have gone Dunlop.

 

I do also do it with any type of kebab.

I look a proper tool but I still recall a lovely cream Ted Baker shirt that was worn once before being ruined by me dropping a piece if chicken into madras sauce and splashing all over my front.

It's like a ritual now.

 

I usually take all my clothes off before I turn the TV on.

One then has to peel oneself off of the sofa when a pee is required.

 

That actually gave me a little shock for two seconds lol nice one!

 

I am full of self doubt now. But Mrs Rheinhold assures me there wasnt any Dunlop sandals in Sports Direct. And she says i can throw em away at the end of the week anyway!! Hopefully the Lonsdale wife beater vest will last until the summer hols. Yep two in one year.

 

Get to ****!!!

I can't compete with Lonsdale and you know that.

Your Lee Coopers denim canvas by any chance?

 

Nah cork bottom with like a frayed band across. They've got like a funny toe strap bit (Im wearing them now) which to be honest is pretty uncomfortable but i darent tell her. Cant wait to throw em away!!
I may try and buy a pair of cheeky espadrilles when I'm over there.