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Jesus was a twat

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by billzfantazy, Apr 3, 2011.

  1. billzfantazy

    billzfantazy New Member

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    I mean come on... What did he do with all that Gold Frankincence & Myrh? or did Joseph run off with it & leave poor old Mary to bring up the kid as a single parent? If so no doubt the Bethlehem Mail gave her a right old slagging.
     
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    billzfantazy, Apr 3, 2011
  2. jerseymackem

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    Sorry to ruin the joke, but how does that make Jesus a twat, surely Joseph would be the twat in this situation...
     
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    jerseymackem, Apr 3, 2011
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The symbol of Jesus is the fish. Unwashed twats smell of fish. Ergo Jesus was a twat.

    QED
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 3, 2011
  4. Rocket

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    I heard Moses went up to Mount Olive and Popeye kicked ees heid in.
     
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    Rocket, Apr 3, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

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    No, he wasn't a twat, he was simply a figment of somebodys imagination...<cheers>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 4, 2011
  6. Mick

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    That's goin on my facebook status.
     
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    Mick, Apr 4, 2011
  7. RebelBhoy

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    Speak with white rose tiger. She'll tell you different.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 4, 2011
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Rocket, surely you should have left out the "to" before "Mount Olive"? Also, can I still use your username for FF, as I got banned with mine!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2011
  9. RebelBhoy

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    I hear the only way you can get banned from FF is for saying something sensible? Say it ain't so MG?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 4, 2011
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Rebel, this may surprise you, but I got banned for saying that we could have got beaten 4 or 5-0(when you lot pumped us 3-0), then they accused me of being a tarrier! Then I got on my high horse and told them to **** off etc and I got banned! Ridiculous!
     
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  11. Mick

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    Dublin Loyal were having a chit chat and I said "hey lads, do you not think your motto of 'Behind Enemy Lines' is not exactly endearing to the natives?"

    Banned.
     
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    Mick, Apr 4, 2011
  12. RebelBhoy

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    That is exactly what I meant.

    Date ban is lifted= Never.

    That kind of thing
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 4, 2011
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I assume you don't even think its even that bad a motto? I thought it was quite a clever/funny one.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2011
  14. RebelBhoy

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    and MG. I think you are a right winger who I'll never agree with but I don't think you are really like the rest of em. Like Edge, you'd probably defend them. But that is different.
     
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  15. monacoger

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    Hahaha, yep, that is exactly when my ban will be lifted...never!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2011
  16. Mick

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    I imagined myself in something like Nottingham CSC and having the slogan 'Behind Enemy Lines' and I thought wouldn't that piss off the English and play to the small minded tiocfaidh ar la brigade?
     
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    Mick, Apr 4, 2011
  17. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh> ...very good! I also like Jim Carrey movies...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 4, 2011
  18. monacoger

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    I don't really think that is comparable, as Rangers haven't got English roots in the same way Celtic have got Irish roots.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2011
  19. The Raging Oxter

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    I got banned from FF for suggesting that singing sectarian songs would give the club a bad name. They didn't like that.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 4, 2011

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