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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently if you take the name of your first pet as your first name and your mam's maiden name as your second name you construct your own hypothetical porn name...

    That would make me GINGER COLLINSON then..... I quite like it... :):)
     
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    Penny Wilkinson

    XD
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you tart Tash... a bit of lippy and away you go...
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Fluffy Gotts
     
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    dicky small




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    dicky being my birds name
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Fluffy McCormack.
     
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    Wouldn't talk too much about having a small dicky.
     
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    Apparently he's been in quite a few porn films, but I never noticed him.
     
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    I thought your porn name was your pets first name combined with the street you grew up on in which case it would be Ben the Ridge
     
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    That would make mine Fluffy Sutherland. I prefer that one lol
     
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    I'm either Levi Murphy or Levi Cradock...Nice!
     
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    Ghost Maddison
     
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    I'm either Pinky Johnson or Pinky Stanhope
     
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    I always thought it was First Pet and Street you grew up in. I had two cats when I was little so I picked the one who lived longest.

    From that I'm 'Jason Marine'. I am okay with this.

    Using your system I'd be 'Smoof Henson'! <yikes>
     
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    Fast Food Boy Smoof Henson in

    "Do you want fries with that shake 2 -Ass shaking goodness"
     
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    ROFL - that is a classic....
     
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    Cindy Mullett
     
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    Nigger Jones or Nigger Park Lane. (Park lane Gateshead that is). It was not racist when i was little.
     
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    Ah, the Suarez defence. ;)
     
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    the dambuster Guy whotsitface had a dog called N****r.... this is a matter of record.
     
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