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Aliens - do they really exist?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I think the definition of an Alien is a being from another planet or something that doesn't come from ours.

    So in that sense, yes I do believe Aliens exist somewhere, and we are technically Aliens to any race from another planet.

    What I don't believe in is the typical Martian thing people imagine when they think of Aliens.

    Every Alien hoax has a very similar looking Alien in it, a grey or green looking thing with big black eyes.

    I also believe Flying saucers are a type of military technology, that we haven't found out about yet.

    Imagine if we had seen a stealth bomber before it was released? We'd **** a factory floor of bricks, but now, even though I'd cack myself a bit if I saw one flying above our house, If I saw one, I'd know what it is. But back when no-one but the government and military knew about them, I'd expect every normal citizen who saw one would claim they'd seen an Alien ship.

    I really don't like it when people say UFO's to refer to Alien ships.

    UFO = Unidentified Flying Object. It could be anything!
     
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    If we had seen it then it wouldn't be very stealthy would it? :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    And that link you posted -

    ****ing UFO's man!

    Why do people use UFO's as evidence of Aliens? It could be anything.

    And those other 3 are just a load of bollocks. It's the same as hearing voices on those EVP things used to record the voices of dead people.

    Oh yeah, the Aliens have the technology to travel millions of miles to come close to us, or to live near us but cloak themselves so we can't detect them, but they don't have the knowledge to master something as simple as radio waves and radio silence?
     
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    Fat ****ing **** ;)
     
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    They're trying to make contact.
     
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    They've offered Blatter a bung to hold the 2026 world cup on Mars
     
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    Don't think I'll travel that far to watch it.
     
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    At the rate I'm going I don't think I'll be around to watch it lol
     
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    Beam me up Geordie.
     
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    Very appropriate. I'm a Geordie with a Scottish accent (hence the exiled)
     
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    Yes for me.
     
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    It's millions and millions of miles away, inhospitable temperatures, no kind of civilisation, people would be very likely to die if they visited due to the conditions and the planet is certainly not prepared to host a major football tournament...

    Based on recent selections, I'd say it's in the bag! <ok>
     
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    That made me laugh <cheers>
     
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    Obertan anyone?
     
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    I would have thought that a certain doom and gloom merchant would be all over this thread by now....
     
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    No it isn't. The definition of alien is an unnaturalised foreign resident of a country/habitat/eco system. As much as all these alien obsessed people would like you to believe, the word Alien is used far more than just to describe 'beings from another planet.'
     
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    You got my comment all wrong mate. I know that the term Alien is used to describe.... e.g. an Illegal Alien. FFS too drunk to go too into detail about this, but I know what Alien really means.

    I was just trying to make the point that an 'Alien' wouldn't necessarily be a green martian looking thing, I don't believe in any Alien that a human being has drawn or reported to have see.

    However, I do believe there is life out there in the Universe, we are Aliens to them and they are Aliens to us.

    Don't take every word in my comment literally, but just try and get my point.

    It's the same with God(s)

    I don't believe in any god that man has created, but I believe there might be or might have been a creator/intelligent designer. Or perhaps maybe even a god. But there's no reason to believe that ones exists, so I don't believe in one.
     
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    I'm surprised no one did this yet:
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