I'm putting a stop to this before it goes any farrier. You should both be ashamed of yourselves. Any more of these pish puns and it'll be a boot in the fetlocks for both of ye.
Well, at least they coat him, that's the mane thing. giving horses sausage roll gives them the trots.
Bet he thought he was a stud as well ... Sausage rolls ... maybe he thought it was a bridle! Two sausage rolls and a bridle pal!
Must be some kind of mistake here, since when did any **** from Govan give away sausage rolls. . They are a delicacy down that way FFS!!