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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Oi watch it smelly.

    I'll batter you tomorrow night in between courses.
     
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  2. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    <sorry>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Apology accepted.

    Im in a good mood today.
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    cool sweetcheeks x
     
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    <sorry>.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ive got my cock out.
     
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  7. LEROY FER 10

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    Sheep ****ers the truth.
    A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence. The English call the Welsh sheep-shaggers due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of ****ing sheep. When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for shagging a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to **** it instead to avoid the fine.
    Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmen shagging sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever **** a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.

    Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."

    Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to ****."

    Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep shaggers. You will only have to lose a finger.<Gambol>:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  8. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Anyone who isn't where I'm from ****s sheep.
     
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  10. eric cartman

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    [video=youtube;jzYzVMcgWhg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg[/video]
     
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    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    cracks me up this

    [video=youtube;uCBH9V9cxbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBH9V9cxbY&feature=related[/video]
     
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  12. East Stand Heckler

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