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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Romain, Dec 30, 2012.

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  1. Romain

    Romain Member

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    If you heard the lion roar "Wor Club", the badger sang "Wor Debuchy" and Ba said "I'm off" and the dogs ran away, the cats went up the walls and the music played Wonderwall by Oasis and I turned off the floodlights.
     
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  2. Debuchy

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    who is this guy?
     
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  3. Romain

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    haha it's funny cuz we are the same person
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Aye and you're not funny <stickstwofingersupsmiley>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 30, 2012
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Can we turn this thread into something weird and OT, we never do that anymore.... I vote for changing the theme to "Not606 related chat-up lines"

    My suggestions for this topic would be-
    "Are you a keyboard warrior, or is your star button just pleased to see me?"
    "If I did formation porn, I'd make sure we're 1 on 1"
    "Errrrrm... My thread feels bigger from the inside"
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 30, 2012
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can I take you back to my pad for a good repping
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 30, 2012
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Every day I need to spread for at least 10 people.... am I addicted?
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Great thread :wink:

    "Come over to my thread and let's chat about the first thing that pops up"
    "This debate is getting heated, it's about time we came together and finished this"
    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past the tree in your garden again...? ps. Thanks for the easily crackable wifi code"
    "Nice username, it'd look good on my computer screen while we ****" (Not sure about this one, seems too classy)
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 30, 2012
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The last one is sooo Jesmond...... you need to think more Benwell......
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Chat up lines? I'll stick to the classics

    "Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?"
    "No"
    "Heavy enough to break the ice, hi, my names Debuchy"

    Never fails.

    Unless you're really ugly.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh see, I suspected as much! Just can't keep the old poshness in old bean :emoticon-0111-blush

    "Did it hurt? <did what hurt?> When you fell from heaven, and was instantly mocked by Tash for being a retard!"
    "You have red hair you say? You're banned... sayyyyyyyy since you're going to have loads of time on your hands now, wanna go out?"
    "You're so up and down with my comments, my penis can only hope you're consistent"
    "If I could rate your body, I'd give it 5/5.... The heading is ****e though, at least use a pun!"
     
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  12. Resurgam

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    Best 2 chat up lines I have ever heard:

    1) Fancy going halves on a bastard luv?

    2) Lad: What you doing later tonight luv?
    Lass: Nothing. Why?
    Lad: Have a bath. You stink.

    I was present when both lines were used - not by me I hasten to add - and one of them actually worked <yikes>
    The said couple have now been married 24 years
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's got two thumbs, speaks french and like blow jobs..... Apart from half our team.... Moi.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    You and the wife out first footing tomorrow night ACS or do you need somebody to look after the little one?
     
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    Would you like a raisin? No, I'd rather a date!
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've just got in from the Toon parade and fireworks... very good indeed and packed as usual.
    We're staying in tonight so the wife is shopping online and I'm flitting between here and google images of my future wife, Karen Gillan.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Got a sitter sorted tomorrow so will be hammer time from about 1pm hopefully as I'm due a real big skinful.
     
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  18. Darth Gogledd

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    Best chat up line ever:

    Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Dec 31, 2012
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    or.... hey baby.... I put the 'hip' into Rohypnol (joke)
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> such a loving husband... I wonder what your wife is flitting with while you think she's online shopping...
     
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