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Question for KPR (fun banter only)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by HRH Custard VC, May 22, 2011.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Q. What has a homeless Portuguese football player done that Steven Gerald has not done?


    A. Lifted the Premier league trophy up :smiley-finger007::grin:



    See you all next season for more fun and banter.
    (OK, it will continue through the closed season)
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    The cleaners lift the trophy too and they had as much a part of winning it as the portuguese tramp:)
     
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    Is KPR honestly the best thing in your life you can find to obsess about? Your 2nd choice of Liverpool doesn't count by the way
     
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  4. Alpha Kenny 1

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    Sad nobhead.
     
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  5. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Who's Steven Gerald?
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Doh Typo!

    Steven gerrard
     
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  7. KingPepeReina.

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    Steven Gerald is Imogen Thomas' ex boyfriends Bryan Riggs' cousin.
     
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  8. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    Gerald, thats not a typo, why don't you roll up another doob custardy, Gerald, thats yer brain thinking one thing and yer hands doin another.

    So tell us all who is Gerald? Did he take your bum cherry?.
     
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  9. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

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    why wasn't howard webb there to lift the trophy. He contributed far more than the homeless portuguese player (surely united have found somewhere for him to kip)
     
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  10. KingPepeReina.

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    Man United are signing another one in the summer to keep Bebe company.I just hope that Fergie pays out another £8 million.However,their wages consist of a bed and two glasses of milk and a slice of bread a day.
     
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    Bebe. <laugh>. A player so **** that even United fans will happily and overtly mock him.
     
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    Wow, you guys are still biting on this?
     
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  13. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Check the thread starter Swarbs
     
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  14. KingPepeReina.

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    He's so bad he makes some of the other dross that Ferguson signed over the years such as:
    Ralph Milne.
    Danny Wallace.
    Eric Djemba Djemba.
    Kleberson.
    Alan Smith.
    Massimo Tiabi.
    Mal Donaghy.
    Mike Phelan.
    Neil Webb.
    Look good.
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its an old thread
     
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