A bit of fun

To break up the large amounts of transfer articles here is a little scenario for you.

You have to make up a club with 20 individuals,
within this you must have

18 players
1 manager
1 Chairman

You get to pick one manager/owner/player from each club that was in the premier league this season.

Here's mine

In Goal
- Friedel - Aston Villa
-Jaaskelainen - Bolton

In Defence
- Terry - Chelsea
- Vidic - Man U
- Samba - Blackburn
- Dann - Birmingham
- Calcido - Fulham
- Shawcross - Stoke

In Midfield
- Fabregas - Arsenal
-Bale - Tottenham
-Brunt - West Brom
- Tiote - Newcastle
- Parker - West Ham
- Adam - Blackpool

In Attack
- Tevez - Man City
- Suarez - Liverpool
- Gyan - Sunderland
- Fletcher - Wolves

Manager
- David Moyes - Everton

Chairman
-David Whelan - Wigan

Have fun

 

And that's how it all started

 

think your idea of fun and mine differ slightly
but never the less

GK:

Foster (Birmingham)


DF:

Richards (Man City)
Baines (Everton)
Shawcross (Stoke)
Ivanovic (Chelsea)
Samba (Blackburn)
Cahill (Bolton)

MF:

Tiote (Newcastle)
Bale (Spurs)
Adam (B'pool)
Dempsey (Fulham)
Parker (West Ham)
N'Zogbia (Wigan)

FW:

Van Persie (Arsenal)
Odemwingie (WBA)
Suarez (Liverpool)
Fletcher (Wolves)

Manager: SAF (Manure)
Chairman: Lerner (Aston Villa)

 

GK:

Foster (Birmingham)


DF:

Kompany (Man City)
Baines (Everton)
Shawcross (Stoke)
Ivanovic (Chelsea)
Samba (Blackburn)
Hangeland (Fulham)

MF:

Tiote (Newcastle)
Park Ji Sung (Man Utd)
Bale (Spurs)
Adam (B'pool)
Lee Chung-Yong (Bolton)
Parker (West Ham)

FW:

Van Persie (Arsenal)
Odemwingie (WBA)
Suarez (Liverpool)
Gyan (Sunderland)
Fletcher (Wolves)

Manager: Martinez (Wigan)
Chairman: Lerner (Aston Villa)

 

GK: Al-Habsi (Wigan), Hennessy (Wolves)
Defence: Samba (Blackburn), Hangeland (Fulham), Shawcross (Stoke), Dann (Brum), Vidic (Manure), Baines (Everton)
Mid: Yaya Toure (Citeh), Lampard (Chelsea), Nasri (Arsenal), Parker (Wham), Bale (Spuds), Barton (NUFC)
Attack: Odemwingie (Wbrom), Suarez (Liverpool), Bent (Villa), Sturridge (Bolton)

Manager: Holloway (Blackpool)
Chairman: Quinn (Mackems)

 

Yours, but with Odemwingie and Jarvis instead of Fletcher and Brunt.

And you've got a pretty scary CB partnership. Samba and Vidic . Arghh

Formation
Friedel
Dann-Samba-Vidic-Salcido
Jarvis-Tiote-Fabregas-Bale
Suarez-Odemwingie

Bench
Jaskhalainen
Shawcross
Terry
Adam
Parker
Tevez
Gyan

 

Odemwinge over tevez?

 

Goalkeepers
Foster - Birmingham
Mingolet - Scum (for his fine performance on holloween)

Defenders
Evra - Man U
Cahill - Bolton
Samba - Blackburn
Shawcross - Stoke
Haangeland - Fulham
Coleman - Everton

Midfielders
Nasri - Arsenal
Tiote - Newcastle
Essien - Chelsea
Parker - West Ham
VDV - Spurs
Jarvis - Wolves

Strikers
Suarez - Liverpool
Tevez - City
Bent - Villa
Odemwingie - WBA

Manager
Holloway - Blackpool

Chairman
DW - Wigan

 

Chairman: Dave Whelan - Wigan
Manager: Roy Hodgson - West Brom

Goalkeepers:
Begovic - Stoke
Pepe Reina - Liverpool

Defenders:
Carr - B'ham
Hangeland - Fulham
Samba - Blackburn
Baines - Everton
Evatt - Blackpool
Ivanovic - Chelsea

Midfielders:
Chung Yong Lee - Holden
Jarvis - Wolves
Downing - Villa
Modric - Tottenham
Nani - Manchester United
Tiote - Newcastle

Fowards:
Van Persie - Arsenal
Tevez - Manchester City
Gyan - Sunderland
Ba - West Ham

Begovic
Ivanovic Samba Hangeland Baines
Nani Tiote Holden Modric
Tevez
Van Persie​

League winning team right there

 

goalkeeper
ben foster (birmingham)
robinson (bburn)

defenders
shawcross (stoke)
hangeland (fulham)
baines (everton)
cahill (bolton)
ivanovic ( chelsea)
bardsley (sunderland)

midfield
bale (tottenham)
tiote ( newcastle)
nani (man u )
adams (blackpool)
parker (west ham)
jarvis (wolves)

strikers
oldemwingie (westbrom)
van persie (arsenal)
suarez (liverpool)
tevez ( man city)

manager : martinez
chairman :Lerner (Aston Villa)

-----------foster---------------------
shawcross--hangeland--cahill----baines
--------------tiote-------------------
nani------------------------------bale
--------------adams--------------------
-----------rvp-------tevez------------

 

Too much like hard work to me! How's this: Pick a dream team squad that complies with Champions League rules i.e. 3 keepers, at least 4 players trained at Newcastle for at least 3 years between ages 17 and 21, at least 8 home grown (English trained) players. Pick a manager and some formation porn too:

GK: Reina
GK: Neuer
GK: Harper NUFC

RB: Dani Alves
RB: Sagna
CB: S Taylor NUFC
CB: Ferdinand HG
CB: Terry HG
CB: Vidic
LB: Cole
LB: Baines HG

RW: Ronaldo
RW: Navas
CM: Gerrard HG
CM: Xavi
CM: Iniesta
CM: Essien
LW: Bale HG
LW: N'Zogbia NUFC

ST: Messi
ST: Rooney HG
ST: Tevez
ST: Carroll NUFC

Manager: Sralex

Reina
Alves - Vidic - Ferdinand - Cole
Ronaldo - Gerrard - Xavi - Bale
Rooney - Messi