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Can Jesus family tree be traced back to today?

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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    Just finished the Davinci code yes i know a bit late sorry,but reading this has got me thinking what if the story is correct and jesus married mary madeline and they had a child together before he died?surely with this child you have a bloodline which could be traced to someone today -do u think the church knows of this person i wonder good debate to have tonight people!
     
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Sacrilege.

    Mary's parents were called Anne and Joachim.

    Not a lot of people know that.
     
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  3. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    rumours has it shes buried in the pyramid in paris
     
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  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Queer as a clockwork orange, I swear
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No. It can't be traced forwards to today either.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My mum was a virgin when she had me.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That is virgin on the ridiculous.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Jesus and God were aliens.

    FACT.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    You mean the big glass one? Interesting stuff johnno. Please elaborate.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I thought it was supposed to be under Rosslyn Chapel in Bonny Scoatland?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, that's where the Holy Grail is ya dafty.
     
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  12. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    yes rumours only rumours that marys tomb was moved to paris and buried right under the pyramid thing in paris so the divinci says it followed the blood line to paris could be something in this just have to look at the last supper photo
     
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  13. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    what the ****?
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I might take you serious if you posted in the Queen's english but being Irish some might say that's a paradox!
     
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    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't Mary Madeline the one in Portugal?
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    When did this happen?
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    During the as yet unfilmed events of Indiana Jones 5: The Transport of Jesus' Maw's Corpse.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Jono isn't the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I would watch that film.
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Me too, I'm going to ask Jono if he wants to team up and get this story down on paper.

    I can see Indy's sidekick as a Jono type character. Wisecracking and giving loads of facts about Charlton FC, Frankie Fraser and poltergeists.
     
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