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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 30, 2013.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 30, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    Oh no, What have I let myself in for.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    "Where are my two friends: Hear no Evil and Speak no Evil?"
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Headache? Tense nervous headache? You need ..... a better club!
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    A wedge?
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    If I do a Vulcan mind-meld on myself, maybe I'll remember what the **** I was thinking.......
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 1, 2013
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    F***ing hell I wished I had not walked in on that threesome Ashley, Pardew and Kinnear - man that's sick
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    That you borrowed £50 off me?
     
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  9. MF SHAK

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    'Jeus christ there's a sixth finger growing on my hand'
     
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  10. Busy Being Headhunted

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    maybe if I try and hide my face, they wont think i'm a caveman
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    OoOoAhAh!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 1, 2013
  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "A mummified corpse has been discovered with a look of complete bewilderment and dismay on his face... Given the coat he's wearing has a Sunderland crest, we can't be sure of a date"
     
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  13. pauljohnhutch

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    oo, oo mr beesley
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    You must be one of those.
     
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    Oh **** I left my car in Pennywell ffs
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    What car? I don't see a car.
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "If I cover my face, maybe TheJPF's jokes about incest won't make me cry"
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 2, 2013
  19. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe you should go over to our neighbours board to crack jokes about incest.
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Still banned <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Like it matters, considering they may as well not be in the premier league section!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 2, 2013
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