Walkabout

Is on the Beeb tonight.

12:05 am for ****s sake.

Way past tellytubby bye bye for me.

A young boy's awakening to female allure.

1971 ffs. I surely did not see it when I was 6.

 

Jenny Agutter in full frontal nudity. I remember it well.

 

She was a darling.

 

If only they'd invent some sort of programmable recording device that would enable people to easily watch TV programs at a time that suited them.

 

It's a pub on Renfield Street.

Get with the programme, gramps.

 

Or some kind of service that would allow you to catch up on things ye missed.

 

Or some easily accessible repository of almost unlimited hardcore porn that meant you weren't reliant on rare repeats of adolescent ****ing material.

 

Or a time machine like Rod Taylor had.

 

ooohhh, I want one of them.

 

Like a very fast conveyor so if you miss the bus you get to the next bus stop ahead of said bus and catch the ****er. Unless the next stop was your intended destination in the first place in which case voila` you got there in the end and can lay aside all your curses for missing the bus in the first place

 

ooohhh, I want one of them

 

Would aforementioned conveyors not kind of make the bus redundant?

 

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Absolutely, unless you had been planning to use the bus` wi-fi

 

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