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David Coleman Pegs It

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The famed sports broadcaster will open his legs no more. Sorry, his mouth.
     
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    I'm pleased he is dead. His commentary on the 1974 FA Cup Final was one of thee most biased I have ever heard.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aw naw! Does this mean I'll have to use that ****ty French mustard from now on? Am beelin <grr>
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    For those watching in black & white the brown is behind the pink.
     
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  6. Peter the spastic paedo

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    It's just above actually.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Depends which way round you have her.
     
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    There's garth Crooks doing the spadework
    Asa Harford - now there's a whole hearted player
    Munich Olympics 1972 - so now we take you to the basketball where Israel are playing Germany - this could be a massacre
     
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    That's the fastest time ever run. But it's not as fast as the world record.
     
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    Remarkable
     
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    He had the time,he had the space,and he made it count!
     
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    Why did king Edward not want his daughter to marry David Coleman...


    Because he was a commentator ...
     
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    Top Man..... R.I.P x x
     
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    &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let&#8217;s just have another look at Italy&#8217;s winning goal.&#8221; <laugh>
     
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    “And the line-up for the final of the women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.”


    “The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time.”

    “There is a fine line between serendipity and stalking.”

    “We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.”

    “He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.”
     
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    What happened next.....................................................?













    **** all for you Davey boy.
     
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    Colemanballs is essential reading for anyone with a sense of humour.

    Weight Lifting at Olympics "I saw her snatch this morning and it was magnificent".
     
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