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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 4, 2014.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    My first wife was American - she looked ever so slightly better than your "dream girl" here, Notso! Blimey, if you woke up in the morning and saw that you'd never drink again, would you? <yikes>
     
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  2. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    I think its very important at this point to clarify I was sorry for Spurm!

    My wife is Irish, brunette, green eyes, and most crucially... size 10 ta very much! :)

    If she put her two pregnancies together she'd still only be half the size of that munter!
     
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    notsosmartspur, Mar 11, 2014
  3. Spurm

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    Ok i give in, change it to whatever the jewish version of the bible is (the bible still?) and you have deal.
     
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    Spurm, Mar 11, 2014
  4. Hoddle is a god

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    The Torah.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 11, 2014
  5. Hoddle is a god

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    My missus is blond, blue eyes, size 8.

    I used to worry that I'd break her, during my vinegar strokes, but now I'm a little more casual about it.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 11, 2014
  6. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Feet? :)
     
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    notsosmartspur, Mar 11, 2014
  7. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Gotcha, she reads the forum
     
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  8. Spurm

    Spurm Well-Known Member

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    Hello Mrs Notso!
     
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  9. notsosmartspur

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    You must be joking, bags and shoes on ebay!
     
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    notsosmartspur, Mar 11, 2014
  10. bigsmithy9

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    My wife comes from "bloody" Harlan in Kentucky....and she owns 3 guns. I do my level best to not pee her off!!!!!
     
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  11. Spurm

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    Yeah, mine is fairly close to that in American terms. A mere 280 miles by car.
    No guns though, but i still try not to piss her off.
     
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  12. Roo

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    Notso's missus.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Roo

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    she's a woman, FFS. she'll away be pissed off about something.
     
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  14. Spurm

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    No point making it worse then :)
     
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  15. Hoddle is a god

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    Cheeky bastard!
    <laugh>

    I'm the clown in our relationship.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 11, 2014
  16. humanbeingincroydon

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    US foreign policy for the Middle East?
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 11, 2014
  17. PleaseNotPoll

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    I'm sorry, but Notso's not this international rugby player:

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    PleaseNotPoll, Mar 11, 2014
  18. notsosmartspur

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    :D... just making sure mate, I wouldn't like to think you were with a blond, blue-eyed Hobbit!
     
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  19. Roo

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    Cheers PNP.... I was waiting for Notso to reply.

    You Mood Hoover! <laugh>
     
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    Roo, Mar 11, 2014
  20. notsosmartspur

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    No I'm not, nor is it the missus, the girl could pass for one of my daughters though.....don't even fukin think about it!

    <laugh>
     
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    notsosmartspur, Mar 11, 2014
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