Getting into the tv/film industry

I like Woody Allen, not watched any of his recent films but the older ones are class, even if he is a deviant.

 

I nearly got on the TV once but thank Christ i realised just as he was taking off his dress

 

Used to massage Hannah Gordons buttocks.

She had cute dimples on them but gave her gyp.

 

My dad starred in the great train robbery opposite sean connery, well opposite and then behind and to the right if truth be known.

 

Paedo **** should be exterminated.

 

I think you have every chance.

TV is for dumbed-down mongo-bongos these days and that can't hurt your chances

 

My tv apearance twice early 70s i was sitting behind ronnie corbett and the late ronnie barker in poole park on miniture railyway still never been able to trace the programme !i rem ariving for a family holiday in i think 1979 and saw all these bbc film trucks and cables everywhere and a large crowd gathering near the miniture railway that goes through poole park ronnie barker asked my mum if i could sit behind him on the shoot as i was aparantly a younger version of him so the story goes i rem sitting on and the two ronnies making jokes all way through probably one of the funniest days out i can remember!true legends and it was great meeting one of them briefly.The next one we went to jersey around the same time maybe a couple years later,bergerac was being filmed with john nettles as they used the police station we were their for a week and half they did 2 shoots whils i was their one a mans arm sticking out of the sand and john nettles pulls up in his purple car and that was that.over in about 10 minutes,a few days later was walking past the german milatary hospital on the island when the film crew asked me to be an extra for an hour or so didnt get paid so i said ok they asked me to walk past the camera and that was it the episode is where the mp defects to russia could have been first or second series its towards the end of that episode its definetly first series as just checked!.

 

I'll wait for somebody to decipher that.

 

He was on TV in the background a couple of times and nobody gave him a second glance.

 

Thanks mate.

 

You're welcome and because I have done my good deed for the day, I am going out for a couple of pints.

 

I was in my own porno flick.

 

Hanging out the arse of a horse.