Glasgow is a Paradise

Vice do this thing where photographers try to show why their city is a "paradise" and showcase their home city the way they know instead of how it's portrayed.

This is splendid and I think we can all recognise that this is basically a chronicle of a weekend that started at Pressure on a Friday (click the slideshow)

http://www.vice.com/en_se/read/your-town-is-a-paradise-glasgow

 

For then those evil eyes, they have no place in Paradise

 

anyone who takes photos of lines of coke deserves a tankin'

poofs

 

I like the coco'd guy wae the manky socks the best.

Either that or the two guys pishing.

 

Glasgow seems to be inhabited by ugly chavy mutants.

Taking pics of yourself making lines

Bunch of wannabe amateur poofs.

 

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Not to mention that that is some of the ****test weed ever grown.

 

Is that even weed? Looks like someone has scraped out a lawnmower.

That's probably the guy that makes Dev's organic scottish crime-free hash

 

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You can't smoke that **** in spliffs, it barely works in a bong and cuts your lungs to shreds.

I would make a few pints of weed milk out of that, fun for everyone for an afternoon

 

glasgow uni poofs

 

****e weed - check
Spastic hipsters in the unit - check
Mongloids chewing their dishes off - check
Manky junkie houses - check
**** cutting up baking power & creatine - check

Man, I miss Glasgow.

 

It's funny cause its true

I knew a **** that topped up his grams with cornflour

 

Aye, it's a paradise for student ****s who need cutting.

 

Making lines ! Interesting terminology

 

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Even when i'm not here you can't stop talking about me wee sacks.

 

he's the same with me and a few others.

sad little skinny ****.

 

Welcome back, Dev. Any progress to report?

 

Where's ma fags ****y ?