Ye could if ye wanted

[h=2]JANET Saunders may look like a typical prim and proper *middle-aged woman when she is dressed-up for a night out – but the truth is very different.[/h]Perfectly manicured nails, flawless make-up and modest, conservative dresses give no clue to a secret sex life that makes her the last woman who wives want their men to chat to. For mum-of-two Janet, 50, is a self-confessed sexual predator, who only targets other women's partners. So far she has bedded 13 different men in weekly romps that began after her own husband walked out.And she admits she caters for an “adventurous” kind of love-making that is probably off-limits in their own bedrooms.Janet spoke at her home in an Oxfordshire town at the centre of David Cameron’s well-heeled “Chipping Norton Set”.She giggled as she recalled: “A *policeman I was seeing wanted to be kidnapped, handcuffed and blindfolded and left naked in the middle of a field."Actually I refused to strip him in case he got hypothermia. It was hilarious.“Then he wanted to be taken to an unknown location miles away where we could get naughty.“I just blindfolded him and drove him round and round in circles.“But unfortunately his fantasies got darker and eventually he wanted to have a knife held to his throat.“I refused to do that. Another man wanted to have sex at his workplace. I drew the line at that as well.”Janet went on: “I do look prim and proper. Folk would never suspect if they saw me walking down the road."They’d be shocked if they knew what I get up to. It’s all very exciting.”But she is quick to defend her *unorthodox view.She said: “Some of these men didn’t even have a sex life. Most just want something more than the vanilla sex they have at home.“Often they would be seeing *prostitutes if they didn’t see me, or perhaps having affairs that could threaten their home lives.”

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She almost makes Nicola Sturgeon seem an attractive proposition I hope to God the polis wasn't you Dev.

 

What's wrong with her weird left leg!?

 

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It's artificial Jiffy. She had it removed to cater for the amputee sex market.

 

only for poofs and mongos.

 

Thank **** i Left the Polis

 

It's in keeping with the rest of her.

 

Wids...../Widnaes

Gas.........Everyone else

 

On a scale of 1=Frank Maloney/10=Kellie Maloney, I'd rank that around 5.

 

She has something of The Subo about her

 

Ugly in a badly drawn cartoon, stereotypical Scots, Heilan Wifie way?

 

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In case there are any awithering on the "Wid Ye?" fence.

Up close she looks as if she has a Tam Sheperd's Jeannete Krankie mask on.

 

^^^^ got sacked

 

In disgrace too.

 

Looks like a tranny,a Les Dawson look about her.

 

It's Frank Warren.

 

Or Frank Maloney even

 

Naw, sn23 is right... definitely frank warren

 

Definitely naw whatever.