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Best Driver:
Worst Driver:
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson):
Best Team:
Worst Team:

Best Overtake:
Funniest-moment:
Most Surprising Result:
Least Surprising Result:

Special Mention to:
Race Rating: /10

Best Commentator/Presenter

 

Best Driver: Hamilton
Worst Driver: Sutil
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Force India

Best Overtake: Rosberg on Bottas
Funniest-moment: None
Most Surprising Result: Massa 11th
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

Special Mention to: Marussia for racing with car but unfortunately having to retire it
Race Rating: 2/10

Best Commentator/Presenter Martin Brundle

 

Best Driver: Lewis Hamilton. Imperious all weekend, nobody could really get near him. Nico tried and failed.
Worst Driver: Daniil Kvyat. Looked the rookie he is out there today
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): K Mag
Best Team: Mercedes.
Worst Team: Red Bull

Best Overtake: ?
Funniest-moment: Me briefly dozing off and spilling beer on my TV remote
Most Surprising Result: Red Bull miles off the pace
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes winning

Special Mention to: Marussia, just for turning up this weekend after what happened in Japan
Race Rating: 0.5/10

Best Commentator/Presenter

 

Best Driver: Button
Worst Driver: Rosberg - blew it again, how many times has he ****ed up this season only to be bailed out by the car? Pathetic title challenge.
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Ericsson
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Seems harsh to give it to Marussia in the circumstances, but they only completed nine laps and fielded the weakest driver line up in F1 history.

Best Overtake: Vergne on Magnussen
Funniest-moment: -
Most Surprising Result: Toro Rosso being so **** in the race after being so good in qualifying
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes

Race Rating: 3/10

 

Best Driver: Bottas (great pace all weekend, consistent too)
Worst Driver: Raikkonen (was he even there this weekend? anybody seen him? totally anonymous.
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Lotus(seriously, how is it even possible to be lapping slower than a Caterham? this is a team that was challenging for wins last season)

Best Overtake: Vergne on Magnussen.
Funniest-moment:
Most Surprising Result: Kvyatt in quali.
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2.

Special Mention to: Ericsson, really stepped it up big style the past 3-4 races, almost looks like a decent f1 driver now.
Race Rating: 1/10

 

Best Driver: KMag - I'm struggling to give it to Hamilton because he didn't do anything special.
Worst Driver: Rosberg
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Ericsson - apparently with the right brakes he might be able to drive after all
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Force India

Best Overtake: Not sure if it counts as an overtake, but the Vergne-Magnussen tussle around turn 3 was reasonable
Funniest-moment: Putin listening to British and German anthems on the podium
Most Surprising Result: Button 4th?
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

Special Mention to: I feel I've under-appreciated Hamilton, so him and to the whole Marussia outfit and Jules.
Race Rating: 2.5/10

Best Commentator/Presenter Tom Clarkson for me this weekend

 

Best Driver: Both Mclarens
Worst Driver: Kobayashi
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen
Best Team: Mclaren
Worst Team: Toro Rosso

Best Overtake: There were overtakes?
Funniest-moment:
Most Surprising Result: Mclaren being half decent for once
Least Surprising Result: Rosberg does a good recovery and it's down to "luck" even without a safety car

Special Mention to: Rosberg's recovery drive could have saved his potential championship
Race Rating: 3/10

 

Best Driver: Ermmmmm....Bottas, Button and Hamilton?
Worst Driver: No one stood out
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Force India

Best Overtake: ???
Funniest-moment: Anything involving Putin
Most Surprising Result: Rosberg flat out on 1 set of tyres for 52 laps
Least Surprising Result: Merc 1-2

Special Mention to: Myself for staying awau
Race Rating: ​0.0002/10

Best Commentator/Presenter

 

Best Driver: Hamilton
Worst Driver: Could be several. Sutil is my nod, well off the pace all weekend.
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen
Best Team: Well who do you think
Worst Team: Lotus

Best Overtake: Rosberg on Bottas
Funniest-moment: NO LAUGHTER. LAUGHTER IS SIGN OF DECADENT WESTERN IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA.
Most Surprising Result: Mclaren!
Least Surprising Result: Massa gets screwed over by misfortune

Special Mention to: Bottas for giving it a damn go, Button for driving the socks of his Mclaren again, Alonso holding off Ricciardo
Race Rating: 3/10

Best Commentator/Presenter: Er... like last week it's difficult to say really. Maybe Ben for determinedly attempting to keep energy levels up.

 

Best Driver:
Hamilton. Did just what he needed to again.
Worst Driver:
Possibly the ever invisible Raikkonen
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson):
Kmag
Best Team:
Merc.
Worst Team:
Has to be RBR for me.

Best Overtake:
What overtaking? I must have been in the bog.
Funniest-moment:
two tyrants perched over the pit lane.
Most Surprising Result:
Putin has lousy time keeping.
Least Surprising Result:
Bernie sniffing Putin's backside

Special Mention to:
Marussia for prepping Bianchi's car.
Race Rating: .1/10

Best Commentator/Presenter: Sir Will Buxton.

 

Love the thread title btw.

 

Best Driver: Hamilton - for pulling over and casually watching as Rosberg flew by too fast.
Worst Driver: Rosberg - it's not all won on the first lap mate.
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): KMag - seems to be finding some race pace.
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Lotus

Best Overtake: Rosberg vs. Bottas is the only one I can remember on track.
Funniest-moment: Rosberg on the radio after half a lap saying he needs to pit coz he has wrecked his tyres.
Most Surprising Result: Tyres that last a whole race.
Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

Special Mention to: Russian secret service for apparently/allegedly messing up the team's radio.
Race Rating: 1/10

Best Commentator/Presenter: Unfortunately nothing to really commentate on.

 

Best Driver: Hamilton, Bottas, Button, all very good, Hamilton just edges out those two for me, Pole, Lead every lap and if he disabled cruise control, could have nabbed Fastest lap if he wanted to, a couple of in-car shots of him in the early parts of the GP, he was pumping in fastest laps, whilst looking as if he was out for a leisurely Sunday drive with the wife and dogs!
Worst Driver: Kvyat (good quali, poor race), Kimi (again 20+ seconds if not more behind his teammate) or Sutil (so poor the Gutierrez was better then him for most of the race weekend!), sod it, they were all ****e, so they can share the award!
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Magnussen, good race weekend, solid quali, good race and a great catch round turn 3 when his suspension failed!
Best Team: Mercedes
Worst Team: Redbull, now where in quali and the race!

Best Overtake: Vergne around Magnussen in turn 3!
Funniest-moment: None...
Most Surprising Result: McLaren looking good all weekend
Least Surprising Result: Merc 1-2 and another Rosberg cockup!

Special Mention to: Marussia, even turning up so soon after what happened, couldn't have been easy for all involved!
Race Rating: /10 0.0000000001 out of 10 and it should count itselt lucky with that score!

Best Commentator/Presenter - Thankfully didn't have to listen to The Crofty One, so anyone but him, must admit, do like Brundle, shame they couldn't pair him with DC, like the BBC days!

 

Best Driver: Rosberg - yes. Made a move for the lead but messed up but what followed was brilliant.
Worst Driver: Kimi Raikkonen.
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson):
Best Team: Williams
Worst Team: Toro Rosso

Best Overtake: Rosberg on Bottas
Funniest-moment: The Boredom causing interest to switch to Putin and bernie in the stands
Most Surprising Result: Tires lasting all but 1 lap
Least Surprising Result: Hamilton win

Special Mention to: Bottas. Nearly got pole
Race Rating: 2/10

Best Commentator/Presenter BBC

 

Ummmmm. What followed next was he was extremely lucky with the tyres and the track.

How could he best after that embarrassment of a first corner? Way too many shockers for Rosberg at the moment. He looks all at sea.

 

Sure the first corner was a really stupid mistake. He had to overtake about 2/3's of the field to get back to 2nd including a quick Bottas that deserves some credit. He was the only driver providing entertainment at this race so thats why I voted him.

 

He did a lot of work to get back into it, but on any other circuit he would have to have stopped again. Lucky lucky boy. Could have been championship over right there.

 

Best Driver: Regardless of the car advanatge, its difficult to look past Hamilton - excellent all weekend even though he wasnt realistically pushed.
Worst Driver: Chilton
Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): KMAG
Best Team: Pound for Pound - Mclaren
Worst Team: Lotus

Best Overtake:I can only really think of Rosberg coming through the field, but the Vergne KMag battle was good.
Funniest-moment: Non that I can recall
Most Surprising Result: Mclaren form
Least Surprising Result: Merc 1-2

Special Mention to: Mclaren drivers and Nico who did an excellent job - regardless of the car strength.
Race Rating: 5/10

Best Commentator/Presenter: Brundle

 

Best Driver: Hamilton
Worst Driver: Pass
Best Rookie: Magnussen
Best Team: Mercedes and McLaren
Worst Team: Lotus

Best Overtake: Vergne and Magnussen
Funniest-moment: Lewis taking his time to acknowledge Putin post-race
Most Surprising Result: McLaren
Least Surprising Result: Another Merc 1-2

Special Mention to: Button
Race Rating: 4/10

Best Commentator/Presenter: Coulthard for his question to Toto about Nico's race craft, or lack of it

 

Yeah, I'd agree with all that, just can't be bothered to re-write it.........