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Things that genuinely make you want to vomit

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    As a kid, I used to run around with a ****ty stick in my hand, waving it under people's noses and putting it in their ears.

    I must have been immune to dog matter back then, but now the very thought of it makes me retch violently.

    The same can be said for liquorice, handfuls of butter, and slugs.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Oct 21, 2014
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    The Scouse accent,
    Liverpool football team,
    the Beatles,
    any country which is bordered by France, Germany, the Netherlands and Luxembourg
    butter
     
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    I'd love for you to win a holiday: to Beelgium ...flying from John Lennon Airport.
     
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    <laugh> With a years supply of Kerrygold thrown in
     
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  5. Sweats

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    I once watched some Japanese porn of birds felching a bucket load of spunk and consequently vomited. Have to say I felt ashamed of myself. Quite why I'm telling you all I don't know.

    Got woke up at 5am the other day by the sound of my dog vomiting. I went to her aid only to be faced with the sight of her spewing up a pair of my mrs's knickers. I then proceeded to throw up too.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Fanny batter.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 21, 2014
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What's wrong with Belgium? The French-speaking part I can understand, but the Flemish bit is excellent.
     
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  8. Frank The Tank

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    Estate Agents.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****in hell, there's a blast fae the past, franco is alive n' kickin'
     
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    Harsh.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Balut...Nee ****ing way am i gonna eat that.


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    Commachio, Oct 23, 2014
  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Are you an Estate gaent Sweaty?

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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 23, 2014
  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Looks luverly
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Oct 23, 2014
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    Balut is a Fili thing i would eat that with a bit of soy sauce on no probs very rich in iron.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 23, 2014
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    People ****ting in my mouth.
     
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    ^^rep
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Oct 23, 2014
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Sweats

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    That I am.. <ok>
     
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    Though I have less hair and don't possess ridiculous eyebrows
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get yourself on one of them daytime shows where they bring in local estate agents to do the before and after. Just so we can have a shufty at yer coupon.
     
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