Sn23 does dinner properly

Last night i made some guacamole to dip my tortillas in which was amazing .
Today i'm doing roast beef i bought a big topside joint with plenty of marbeling from my Halal butcher on 7sisters rd sealed it and smothered it in Colmans mustard made some holes and inserted whole cloves of garlic wrapped sprigs of rosemary through the string then covered it in fresh ground black pepper..Gas mark 4 to slowly cook it along with plenty of roast spuds sprinkled with paprika and whole cloves of garlic to flavour the oil.
I will do some savoy cabbage and broccoli later and serve with a nice bottle of Chilean cabernet sauvignon.
The smell coming from my kitchen is giving me a foody erection...

 

There's something ****ing weird on here, how can you create an aromatic image of Sunday roast beef with all the trimmings and then end it with your ejaculate smidden malfunctioning and diseased micro-brain?

People like you should be shot.

 

Go back to the Sunderland board you vile harlot.

 

You see, there's not a civil word in you.

 

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Sounds good Super, don't Colmans sponsor the other team nicknamed The Canaries? I guess they couldn't afford to get their logo on the Hitchin Town shirts.

 

****ing chewy cut of meat had my kids ripping piss out of me and pretending their jaws hurt from chewing so much. Made up for it with the brownies from scratch with 3 types of chocolate and double cream.

 

Nantes?

 

Somewhere beginning with N.

 

Have you got the ****s then?

Should have done a duck, much nicer...

Or a rabbit, ****, can't remember the last time i ate rabbit. In fact i seem to think it was pretty ****e, so scrap that idea.

 

That'll teach you to go to the Halal butchers. Shoulda went Kosher.

 

More likely topside of alsatian.

 

I made Guacamole yesterday too, I had it on toast for lunch.

Coinkydink or what.