We're getting Simon Weston in to fire a big ****ing howitzer - cannae have the game cancelled, it might mean McGeady won't start against Ross County.
They will be wearing black armbands at the very least. Give it a week and the bins will be full of thrown out sprouts wrapping paper and Turkey carcasses and the Jocks will be complaining about bin men again
The scousers will be completely flummoxed by the idea of refuse collection. They empty each others' wheelie-bins.
300% of the death toll of the Boston Marathon. Right enough, there wasn't a muslim perp so they probably wouldn't notice.
I'm trying to get the point across that it would be fine if he did, as there wouldn't be a better qualified person to sweep it up, but I may be failing.