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  2. Red Hadron Collider

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    ****ing ascension of arsewipes <ok>
     
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    Woof
     
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    Those self service checkouts are the worst example of customer service in modern retail.

    A decision made by accountants in order to save paying some Doris minimum wage as shes does it for you.

    You'd have been well within your rights to have burnt the store down, that'd learn 'em <ok>
     
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    Life can be so hard sometimes-it's amazing we carry on.
     
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    Standing in the line at a till in Sainsburys a while back and a member of staff pointed at the self service tills and suggested I use them.

    I replied " If I wanted a job here I would apply through the normal channels" she walked off. Wife has not come shopping with me since as she alleges I am an embarrassment.
     
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    Mrs. Gonzo no doubt agrees.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Could do with a match thread.
     
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    I was going to do one. It'd take all of 30 seconds <laugh>

    #bringbackchris
     
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    Good morning ALL.
     
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    Durante of dickheads <ok>
     
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    Según mis #DotesCulinarias adquiridas durante mi vida, sé que seré la típica mujer que se mantiene con comida precalentada al microondas


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    Taboo, el Campeón Intercontinental de Peso Completo de la International Wrestling Revolution Group (IWRG) tuvo una mala noche en la Arena Naucalpan, donde junto a Súper Nova y al maestro Solar fueron derrotados por Canis Lupus, El Brazo y Head Hunter, quien tras vencer al integrante de los Bizarros con una plancha y la respectiva cuenta de tres lo reto inmediatamente por su cinturón
     
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    Some valuable information there. <ok>
     
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    We should really put all the Dribbles posts into one thread.
     
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    Pillows are great if you're sleeping, but, frankly, their conversational skills are lacking.

    Japanese inventor Koichi Uchimura has attempted to solve that problem by developing the "Ita-Supo," a talking pillow that verbally responds to the user's touch, RocketNews24.com reports.

    The pillowcase features the face and torso of a blonde female anime character on the outside and two sensors placed in pouches located in the breast and crotch area.

    Massage the pillow's cartoon breasts and it will coo in delight, saying things like, "What if I start loving you even more than I already do?" according to Anime News Network. Get too grabby and you will hear the Japanese equivalent of "Hey! That hurts!" or "Not there!"

    Uchimura is currently raising money to market the "Ita-Supo" through a crowd-funding campaign. People can purchase it for around $167, but be warned: Your other pillows could get jealous.
     
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    There's a ****ing thread for this shoite <grr>
     
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    Can't see a 'Super comfy pillow thread' anywhere on the board :huh: ... care to start one
     
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