Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Did you not go? there would have been two in 60's outfits if you had

 

No. I got pissed enough in the afternoon. I had an evening listening to Earth, Wind and Fire following the very sad death of Maurice White last Friday. RIP, legend

 

Me Julie

 

Is her surname Jones by any chance?

 

I know next to nothing about her, other than her 'partner' has the same forename as me. I don't know what her day job and I don't even know if she has kids

 

Doesn't everyone know a Julie Jones? I went to school with one

 

Do you remember me telling you about the barmaid who works on a Sunday who's crap? Works for a building society during the day.The one who was on the verge of shredding £500 a while back Well she ****ed up again last Friday. The unit was in the queue and witnessed it. She was serving a woman who wanted to pay some money into her account. The barmaid was talking to someone else and she can't mono-task, never mind multi-task. The woman asked her os she was going to put the money in and she said she already had. The woman said she couldn't have as she's not given her the pin number. She'd only deposited it in the wrong account

 

Verge of? I thought she had and she had to pay it back?

 

yes i thought she was paying it back weekly too.

so she's deposited money in wrong account... easy to rectify... dozy twat.

 

Sorry. She did and is. I got nearly as confused as that mad ****er

She corrected it straight away, but everyone in the queue (apart from the woman making the deposit) were pissing themselves laughing

 

So a woman in the bank nearly made a mistake over a deposit, but didn't in the end.

Sounds like a side splitter

#classic

 

That's odd. The Julie Jones I know went to school with a fat lazy batard.

 

That's 95% of the population in yank land though....

 

Probably 99.9% if truth be told.

 

I was none of those things in school

PS...you missed bald, the one closest to being true for school

 

The tits were out again last night. She was ****ing arseholed

 

Did you ask to see her muff / arsehole?

 

Someone bent her over the bar and anally probed her....

With her saggy wozzits hanging out.


Classy.

 

They're not saggy. They're very firm. I very nearly had a grope

#potentialbarringoffence

 

That tempting......

Reminds me of the 29 year old secretary temp at my place 5 years ago with the firm but ample buttocks and push up bras.

Well I say remind as far as saggy old veiny tests can remind anyone of young firm lady parts.