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What a football manager would never say

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  1. yorkshirespireite

    yorkshirespireite New Member

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    I did a couple of these on 606 and they went down quite well. What would you never hear a manager say?
    Sam Allardyce - no more long ball lads we're going to pass our way to goal
     
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    why the **** is this on general chat ? : Jose Mourinho
     
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    yorkshirespireite New Member

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    Where else should it go?
     
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    The referee made a good decision, my player deserved to be sent off
     
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    I did see the incident in question and yes, my player did dive to win the penalty. - Arsene Wenger.
     
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    `I saw the incident, my player dived like a ****' Arsene Wenger

    `The referee had a great game' Alex Ferguson

    `I am humbled and think of others at all times' Jose Morinho
     
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    I was asking for it because I was acting like a ned, I'll pay his bail money - Neil Lennon.
     
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    "I will certainly stay with this club and stick our my tenure" - Kevin Keegan
     
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    `I'd like to thank the Masons at the SFA for helping rangers win nine titles in a row' Walter Smith
     
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    "What kind of school did that ****ing cheating linesman go to?" - Walter Smith

    Oh sorry, I misunderstood the OP.
     
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    "The reason I don't like Mario is that he is black - my family are all members of the fascist party so we can't be having that sort of carry on here" Roberto Mancini
     
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    "We at Celtic are delighted to invite the British troops to todays game" - Neil Lennon
     
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    "No thanks, I'll not have a second helping! - Ally McCoist
     
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    `I have been offered jobs managing clubs in the Premiership' Walter Smith

    `Mike McCurry isn't a bigoted Masonic ****pig' Craig Levin

    `Scottish referees aren't heavily biased towards rangers' Neil Lennon

    `I thought Celtic were superb against us today' Jim Jeffries

    `We will play with two strikers today' Walter Smith

    `I will use less than six defenders in the team today' Walter Smith

    `I spent no money and worked miracles' Walter Smith
     
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    "I'm delighted to be the new face of Colgate toothpaste" - Beel Lennon

    "45,000 in Parkhead today <yikes> - It looked about half of that!" - Beel Lennon

    "The Groin Brigade need to stop singing PIRA songs!" - Beel Lennon

    "**** it, I'm going to wear a suit from now on" - Beel Lennon
     
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    "I would walk 500 miles, yes I would walk 500 miles" Sir David Murray
     
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    Mike Ashley: "I'm only hear for the totty"
     
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    `Barcelona want John Fleck and Maurice Edu' Ally McCoist

    `Playing one up front at home is for pussies' Walter Smith

    `Allistair will be a superb manager' Walter Smith

    `I actually spent £193.6 million pounds in my time at Rangers' Walter Smith

    `I beat Wim Jansen easily' Walter Smith
     
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    "I'm so privaliged to be managing a club in the most competitive, exciting and lucrative league in the world" - any SPL manager
     
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    "Of course we gave away a legitimate penalty" - Alex Ferguson.
     
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