"I don't know why we're even going there to be hinest - we'll get absolutely murdered and it will destory the player's morale and our season will be buggered" Any manager of a lower league team drawing a "giant" in the cup. "The players were not happy in South Africa so now when we go on away trips i've told them to go out and get legless and shag anything that moves" Fabio Capello "I'm guilty of tax evasion and deserve to go to prison" Harry Rednap
"I'm managing in Azerbaijan to pass time until Fergie retires." - Tony Adams "That jug eared ****'s ****ing deluded,with my managerial record I'm easy next in line." - John Barnes
We have an inexperienced team, and we lack mental strength and toughness. I blame my poor coaching methods - Arsene Wenger
Theres a thread on the NSFW section for this. Or go and post on the newcastle board, they love this stuff, and they'll give you rep for it.
there he is alright bud .. i was telling the site today how we are now friends and even text each other regularly