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  1. User Deleted

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    yet another 3 pager

    :scancheers:

    :crabflute:
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    How did u do the proper crab flute the other day?
     
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  3. SaveTheHumans

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    I'll be sober in the morning but you'll still be a prick,Wilde I think or Churchill?
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Churchill(ish)
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I married one. Didny work out. Probably because she was a fenian (and most likely still is) and nuthin at all to do with me bein a ****.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Churchill. Some wummin said he was drunk. "Madam, in the morning I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly" - or summat like that.

    A warmongering bastard but witty. Hitler could have learned a thing or two from him.
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    <laugh> Yeh, bound to have been that...



    Twas his own wife
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    His own missus? Didny know that <laugh>
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It definitely wasn't his wife. Archers is talking utter pish.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, normal service has been resumed then.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was a woman MP at a party I think
     
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    It was Archers that's why he hates clever funny piss heads
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's who I thought it was. First female MP.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did they have wummin MP's back then? :huh:
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I read the book of all his famous quotes and one liners and depending on who you listen to it is either the first woman MP or some left wing bint of an MP
     
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    My personal favourite is when some woman said to him, "If I was your wife, I'd poison you" to which he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it" <party> (or something like that)
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Bessie Braddock
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Source please, bastardface. You can't just wade in and piss on my parade without evidence.
     
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