I married one. Didny work out. Probably because she was a fenian (and most likely still is) and nuthin at all to do with me bein a ****.
Churchill. Some wummin said he was drunk. "Madam, in the morning I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly" - or summat like that. A warmongering bastard but witty. Hitler could have learned a thing or two from him.
I read the book of all his famous quotes and one liners and depending on who you listen to it is either the first woman MP or some left wing bint of an MP
My personal favourite is when some woman said to him, "If I was your wife, I'd poison you" to which he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it" (or something like that)