How Toby and Simon see themselves after 3 lines each of horse tranquilizers please log in to view this image
Face it Tobes, you haunt GC like the ghosts of Maltese Mick's missing foot and Gambol's missing finger just waiting for a menshy in ANY thread. There you are at 2:00 in the morning lurking on Not606 with your finger poised over the mouse ready to stun the unwary poster with your ever so intellectual put-downs until it all goes quiet when everyone else has gone to bed leaving you to do a self-congratulatory mini-fist pump as The Last Man Standing before having a w.ank over your Ketamine addled comatose Ukranian bird's knickers* At least the rest of us attention whores admit we are attention whores. Am I popping in? Does this make me a puppet? Am I dancing to your tune? I'll let you know if the last f*ck I lost turns up. (*send me a pair)
I don't post on here at 2am, you're thinking of the weekend chatbox crew. I barely post on here compared to most people. I don't bother with menshys, I just call people ****s. My missus doesn't touch drugs. You do realise you're taking this place waaaaaaaaaay too seriously?
You spend most of your waking hours on here, weekends included. I come on here when I get some free time at work to call ****s ****s. There's a big difference