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“Bindipper in ashamed of nothing shock”
The wife brought home a tub of ice cream and asked me if I wanted some.
"How hard is it?" I asked and she cheekily replied "As hard as your cock...
Two guys waiting together in the queue at B&Q
The guy in front of them has 15 litres of exterior masonry house paint and a 2 inch brush.
Prince Charles has had his latest test results back.
He's still not Harry's dad.
I was in my back garden having a beer at 19.59 and started singing to my self
If you all hate scousers clap your hands and the whole street...
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14
Two chaps who happen to have cleft palates are in a pub.
One says "You see that guy sat over there? Him with the red hair, red face and a...
It’s Phillip Schofield I feel sorry for
He’s only just come out
Now he’s got to stay in
Next year is their year
It's late autumn and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild....
2:05 Kempton Mcfabulous
2:25 Uttoxeter Musical Slave
2:40 Kempton Downtown Getaway
3:00 Uttoxeter Dostal Phil
3:15 Kempton Drumconnor Lad nap
Lost in translation
Plan Of Attack
all to win
Envoi Allen £10
Defi Du Seuil £10
Tiger Roll £10
Benie Des Dieux
Espoir De Guye
all win bets
Man walks into a pub and says "give me a pint of anything but not Stella"
The barman replied "What's wrong with Stella?"
Bloke says"I had 12...
1:35 Wol via serendipity
1:55 Ayr clan legend
2:10 Wol treacherous
2:30 Ayr jessiemac
2:45 Wol straight right
3:05 Ayr the con man NAP
Liverpool 3-1 Bournemouth
Arsenal 2-0 West Ham
Palace 1-2 Watford
Sheff Utd 1-0 Norwich
Southampton 1-1 Newcastle
Wolves 2-1 Brighton
Liverpool have had a few centre half’s as captains
Emlyn & Hanson both in similarly dominant Liverpool sides coped well enough
1:50 Doncaster liosduin bhearna
2:12 Kelso protek des flos
2:25 Doncaster katpoli NAP
2:45 Kelso calva d’auge
3:10 Lingfield the perfect crown...