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Can only see a Chelsea win. Not bothered either way. No love for any of them.
An eternal optimist. I always think the best will happen for my beloved club.
PS after 50 odd years supporting them you think I would have...
If porn films had commercials. '" Don't bust that nut yet, we'll be right back after a short message about erectile dysfunction'".
I had my first Sky Dive today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out.
As we plummeted to earth he said to me, “So,...
If this Indian variant isn’t called Vindaflu I’m giving up on humanity
Not really interested in either but would be nice to see 2 high scoring games.
Oooh sorry about that drum. I dont like to see anybody be put out of work.
I bet the %age of successfully prosecuted fraudsters is very low. Bloody annoying.
Should insurance costs not be dropping? More people working at home, less cars on the road means less chance of crashes surely.
I asked singer Elkie Brooks if I could guess the name of her dog.
She said "Okay-but you're a fool if you think its Rover"
It's 6 years ago since Errol Brown died....You don't remember him do you?
Boris says we can hug people from May 17thd. Does that override a court order handed down by a Judge? ......asking for a friend