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Why is Captain Kirk in your avatar?
My dad's Mahatma Ghandi.
See what I did there, old boy?
Wouldny go near you even if you turned out to be Gary Hooper.
<laugh><laugh>You're too old for me.
No one's forcing you to read it.
**** off, eh?
Yes dear. :)
Dear God no <laugh><yikes>
I would have thought the idea of her being ridden senseless by Ant/Dec would be enough to put anyone off her.
If she's younger than me, she's...
No problem. I'll wake you up in the middle of the night with my mouth around your member xx
Kirsty Gallagher was nice about ten years ago. That one who's pic is posted is lovely.
Aye, I'm jealous. It's pure oozing out of me.
Apparently he's holed himself up in Subway in the town right now <laugh>
Toby's pic fail <whistle><hug>
Georgie Thompson's a ****ing dwarf with a mannish face/voice.
Tina's HND in **** YOU!!!
ER's a fine, upstanding gent.
Leave him alone, or you'll have me to deal with <grr>
Why would I be, when I've got ER? <confused>
You've no chance. I've seen your chipolata, remember?
No anger here. I'm on top of the league.
And you're right...you are a freak <laugh><menstrualstalker>
That's just a bit too far, even for me.