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HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me? WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart. HUSBAND: If I lost my hearing, would you be...
My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't...
Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy in the wedding suite, the woman says, “Please be gentle, I’m a virgin.” ,...
Kept the average of bad blood going. 3. But as said for someone who watches little TV and even less news thats not bad.
MD8 SAT 18th Notts Frst 0-2 Chelsea (12;30) Brighton 1-2 Newcastle Burnley 0-2 Leeds CrystalPalace 1-1 Bournemouth ManCity 3-2 Everton Sunderland...
Is this Woltemessi's new home [ATTACH]
I'm not very good with words Snags so hopefully this comes across as intended.One of the best and worst posts I have read on here. The best cos I...
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" - Shania Gein [ATTACH]
My wife's so ugly even my glass eye tries to look away.
I was nearly at the car when the store detectives pounced. Less reasons to go to Morrisons. [ATTACH]
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany...
To spice up our sex life my wife said she would dress up as my favourite Star Wars character She came in as Jabba the hut, I said "Jabba the hut...
A blind man walked into a cozy little restaurant and sat down at a corner table. The owner, who was also the waiter, handed him a menu. “Sir, I...
I was eating a bag of crisps last night, and on the back of the packet it said: ''Not to be sold separately'' I thought: ''Who the f*ck buys just...