£31.6m Depay hires chef after piling on pounds

I would just like to say, as a construction manger overseeing a major multi million pound project which includes both pavements and footpaths, I have not forgotten.

Nor will I ever.

#iamright

#asalways

 

Ah, but as someone who has walked on a lot of pavements, and read some blogs about pavements, I'm sure I know better than any qualified expert on the subject.

Particularly a manager who spends more time building pavements and not enough time actually walking on them

 

Well at least that answers the question of where all the Chelsea fans have gone.

 

What the **** has that got to do with pavements? Whether you eat your lunch or dinner at lunch time, or indeed whether it is possible for a footballer to gain 5kg of muscle in four months, the speed of an African swallow

 

Say **** all, blue man is back!

 

Breakfast, lunch, tea.

I don't think it makes sense to call it tea but that's what we do.

 

Interesting.

Where in the country did you originate?

I'm breakfast, lunch, dinner. Though sometimes dinner can be tea.

 

Manc with a hint of foreign and Midlands (we don't talk about the Midlands). My missus is southern but she also refers to it as tea.

 

Breakfast, dinner, tea










*This will without doubt be deemed unacceptable to wooly almost midland not quite Worcester types*

 

Love your sig Chief. The best time of my life encapsulated in one picture.

 

The most exhilarating team I've ever seen.

Kanchelskis and giggs storming down the wings were just unforgettable.

 

So essentially a northerner that has lunch not dinner..

Looking like you're the odd one out..

 

Yeah, that's why I put it up really, cracking times. The '94 double team takes some beating, was at that cup final too. Not sure if that's Eric's first or second penalty!

Be good to share with the chavbus fans if any still existed. If Heineken did cup finals................

 

this ^

Dinner ladies are called that for a reason. They're not lunch ladies.

 

If there had been wi fi at Wembley, or indeed I had a mobile phone, or if social media existed, that could have gone straight to Facebook with a check in.

Still can't believe I used to have a bloody ear ring!

 

Sweats has a reason for this. He'll explain soon enough no doubt.

 

They aren't called dinner ladies anymore..

If you have a late breakfast it's not called brinner is it??

Perhaps I should do a poll type survey on various boards from various parts of the country..

If you go to a restaurant they have a breakfast menu, lunch menu then dinner menu..

Calling dinner tea is perfectly acceptable, though calling lunch dinner is not.

 

The problem with doing a poll across parts of the country is this:

Where I come from in Cardiff it goes breakfast - dinner - tea. Things like brunch aren't really a thing. A late breakfast would still be breakfast. Go a couple of miles to the more middle class areas and you'll find it's breakfast - lunch - dinner. You'd have brunch there too.

 

Those are some bushy eyebrows you've got going on there Chief.