Right chaps,the ultimate male fantasy- 2 tarts in the sack at the same time.Any of you superstars ever managed this without paying for it?....... I have to admit failure here,got close once but one of them had a strop and pissed off,had the one though.........Might pay for it before i kick the bucket
Closest I ever got (not very) was an ex’s birthday where a group of her mates were crashing at her’s. Got with one of the mates (paralytic) and her (drunk but not too bad) at the club and the ex was shy but coming round to the idea then her mate violently threw up out the cab window rather predictably and passed out back at the house.
I wish. It's bad enough when I disappoint one bird with a 3-minute performance, couldn't bare the thought of disappointing two. Was close to sealing the deal once when I was about 19/20 but one pulled out and ended up cock blocking me with other. ****ing bitch.
Had two pissed up bints from Hastings blow me off on Cala Millor beach on a boys holiday. Didn't bang em both though, sadly.
I’ve fooled and lied and played the game with many a pissed up slut. Only positive I can think about Alcohol...makes the bitches easier
Yep, had three in the sack one time back home back in the day. Thought I’d died and gone to heaven, still in my **** bank.
Sadly not and unless I split with the Mrs (nm), never will. See everyone that claims to have also claim two girls. No one double teamed a girl? Was close to that once whilst pissed but came to my senses
Yep. I fell asleep one night when me and the ex had a few people round. Woke up by getting elbowed and a lot of giggling, when I rolled over my ex and her mate were getting it on. Top night. I ended up banging her mate in a hotel, a few weeks later behind my lasses back.
