I don't mind the vaginatarianism, its the nuts bruv? Why you putting.. nah i cant even. No nuts pass my lips.
Sucky got it right (miraculously) the correct answer is, an omelette. Was considering tagging original omeletteer @monacoger in but Toby might think it's a bit mumsnet >>>>>> and that.
What? Gravy and maybe the sausages if you like them @Sweats. Style Mash in under 20? Packet mash? Smash?