2019/20 Next Season's Kit

or stencil, 3 cans of spray paint and a collection of stick on badges

 

I need a new card, there’s so many marks on your old one!!!

 

Except when a few years ago we had that 'last minute kit' made by ourselves. It was only suitable for 20 something athletes with a body fat percentage of less that 10%. It had actually coincided with me losing about 2 1/2 stone that summer and I still looked a fat bastard in it even though according to my family i looked like a skeleton in everything else

 

You can take the boy out of Portsmouth....

 

Are you in Saints marketing by any chance?...

 

I have seen a Tweet saying that the effect is because BetDaq the original sponsor pulled out after the shirts were made and the new sponsor is overprinted.

 

I've just looked on Twitter and can only find Sunderland fans talking about their new sponsor being a printed sticker over Bet Daq. Are you sure we had the exact same thing?

 

I liked that kit

 

...Skeleton

 

There’s no shirt they could make that would really complement the fuller-figured gentleman, but the recent trend for close fitting synthetic fibres is beginning to look like someone is deliberately taking the p***.

 

I won’t cos I won’t be wearing it. But as usual I will enjoy watching my fellow old men trying to pull it off.

 

Pulling it on the first hurdle, then the pull off manoeuvre(s) can begin:-

 

I've never been a fan of watching old men pulling it off, personally.

 

Me in my youth in a classic kit.

 

Bloody hell...


Have you been been dredging the dark recesses of the internet?

 

Is that a secret doppelgänger for one of our dearest?

 

I was talking about Sunderland.

 

That's not a doppelganger, that actually is Neil Ruddock

 

Hang on a second, I’ve not let myself go...