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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Bore off you fat alky mess of a ****.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ^^^^ Been self isolating since the wife ran away with a Paki 12 years ago.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You'd think these are the very people that would be needed more right now :huh:
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Don't blame the Company. Blame the fkin Government who have shut down the economy because of a virus that isn't even that virulant to the overwhelming majority of the population.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well that's all well and good but...

    Said government has guaranteed companies that they will cover 80% of their employees wages therefore there should be no need to pay anyone off. Put them on furlough and ultimately it wont cost the companies a penny.

    Pay your employees off and it puts your employees in the ****. They will have to sign on and wait for weeks for any money from the shambles that is Universal credit.
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The mechanism to claim back the money is still not in place.

    I have no idea if or why Malcolms have paid folk off but it doesn’t add up.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Was to be the end of this month no?
     
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  8. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Yeah, fking shambles.

    Cashflow dead as no **** paying out and you need to pay your punters 80% and you need to pay your own bills and Julies eyeing up shoes like no ****s business and the Govt just ain’t helping fast enough.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well you voted for the useless cùnts.

    #hellmendye

    <laugh>
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's only money mate , you still got your health.

    :cheesy:
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Would you like to see my stimulus package?
     
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  12. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Nailed it.
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I voted Lib Dem you spastic mess
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    From bad to worser!

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pics of her shoes please <ok>


    (Asking for a foot fetishist)
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    The DWP are asking benefit claimants to apply for jobs dealing with Universal Credit. The irony will be lost on the Tory scumbags that introduced the shambolic system that was forced on DWP employees who, and I do know this for a fact for once, despise the system they have been lumbered with.

    That's the first and last time I will be factual and teetering on the brink of being reasonable and almost intelligent......... probably.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Did you take a common sense pill this morning or summat? Most odd..,
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He even liked one of my posts <yikes>

    Reckon the nurses are giving the crusty old ****s some serious painkillers before Covid hits the carehomes.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Putting all the over 80s on the opium pipe like they do in Burma?
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Ketamine is much easier to source <ok>
     
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