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  1. GroveRanger

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    Right Said Fred? I know this makes me massively gay but I bought I'm Too Sexy.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 25, 2020
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    I was hoping to see her snap off a triangle with her minge. 40 seconds of my life wasted.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 25, 2020
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I would do a few days if the boozers are open sure 40 return you would spend than on a round and hotels will be dirt cheap
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 25, 2020
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    You can get a B&B in Louth next Wednesday <cheers>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 25, 2020
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  5. GroveRanger

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    There you have it. Proof that Alans exist.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 25, 2020
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  6. DMD

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    Ubadian sculptures from 7,000 - 10,000 years ago. Predating the Sumerians.

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Would love you to be right although it would be Dublin for this cosmopolitan gent :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 25, 2020
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    Does that prove aliens exist or that Ubadians were **** at sculpting?
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 26, 2020
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    It’s a @stopmeandslapme original
     
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    It’s the type of thing I’d try to do if I try sculpting.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 26, 2020
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Is this you?

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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 26, 2020
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You know how the work of artists goes up in price after they die? Why don't we all club together buy all stopme's art then kill him? We could make, oh I don't know, about £20.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 26, 2020
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  14. GroveRanger

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    Let's face it, you'd try to make a huge dildo.

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    GroveRanger, Nov 26, 2020
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    I’m much better looking than that.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No such thing as a good looking metal detectoring geek.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 26, 2020
  17. stopmeandslapme

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    Incorrect.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 26, 2020
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    I'm surprised mankind hasn't invented a phone app to replace old fashioned cumbersome metal detectors
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 26, 2020
  19. GroveRanger

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    Their is one. It's called the UK Immigration App, one tap and a whole world of treasures is yours for the taking.

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    We are supposed to have a cencus in 2021 but the results will not please most British people so they will probably just scrap the whole thing like Crimewatch
     
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