True Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So l've been having some lower back issues and decided to go and have a massage. My lovely wife took me along to her Asian female masseuse who put me into a closed room The massage was to be for an hour and a half. So, during the massage, she tells me to start breathing, breath in, breath out ..........."let it out," she says. "Never keep it in," she says. Next, she started to burp a couple of times. "Let it out'" she says again and laughs a little. Not long after, l heard a fart. Yep, a fully blown fart, not too long but still a fart. It certainly wasn't me and being we were in a closed room, it wasn't anyone else. Luckily for me, it didn't stink. End result, a very good massage and a fart free Squat.
Actually I think this post explains diddles absence He went back to the Asian masseuse on his own and the wife found out
