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Amazing Harry Kane Stats

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Clive had N league + full FA cup run +
    League Cup SF to get those goals in.

    Kane has at least 4 league games less,
    but at least 8 UEFA games more than
    Clive had.
     
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  3. lennypops

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    On Sat 23rd June 2018 Romelu Lukaku became the first player ever to score a brace in his first two games at a World Cup finals.

    So that was a record. No one had ever done that before.

    Oh look. Here comes Harry Kane the very next day...

    I'm starting to feel sorry for records. They stand no chance against Harry.
     
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    He won't win it, but it's good to see him making the list.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    The real headline is the lack of Neymar on the list. Here's his response to the news...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wot no Trippier?!?!? Defenders are always under-represented in these things.
     
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    I actually thought that to myself (not the Trippier thing), poor Varane the token defender <laugh>
     
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    How did Pep the messiah not get Walker on the list ??
     
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    It might be a bit previous, but may I be the first to say,

    "Fekking one FIFA Player of the year nominee wonder".

    And if Salah doesn't win it, will it be Ramos' fault? And who will the death threats be aimed at? Modric? He probably deserves it.
     
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    The latest anger inducing stat from Kane:


    Seems to have upset a bunch of people, for some reason.
     
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    TBH, that's not particularly imprssive.
     
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    Well the Boleyn Ground is out, Stadium of Light - only chance is in cups and he's probably only got one go at Cardiff.
     
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    I'm going to ignore the Boleyn, as it doesn't exist any more and he scored at West Ham, so **** 'em.
    Cardiff is also the only side that he's played against in the Premier League and hasn't scored.
    It's time for him to wipe that blip off his list, hopefully.

    Sunderland are looking good for a promotion this season, though it's early days.
    A couple of years for them to get back maybe? Then he can chalk that off, too.
     
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    He's also scored an own goal both home and away, completing the top six. Probably best to leave those out, though! <laugh>
     
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  18. Looking at the list I'm surprised that Eriksen didn't make it. Was brilliant for us from December onwards particularly and carried Denmark into the WC etc.
     
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    The only name that stands out as a glaring error is Courtois. Laughable inclusion, based purely on him signing for Real.
     
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    Well the player they wanted...
    a.) Signed for Juventus
    b.) Thinks that, if a woman who has said "stop" and "no" doesn't scream, it's not rape
     
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