It's only a partial review of comedy place names if it excludes Fanny Barks, just west of Darlington.
Went through Lower Swell last week. The pub there is the Golden Ball. Very picturesque place. With property prices to match. There is an Upper Swell as well.
I'm sick of people knocking on my door begging There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank I gave her a right mouthful!
My daughter thinks that the bigger a mans feet, the bigger his cock. She doesn't half bring some clowns home.
I couldn't believe it yesterday, when I got home and was told by my wife that my 10 year old daughter wasn't actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking her up from school.
Sad news. I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.