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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Tool to tool abuse is not to be recommended.

    The most disturbing thing about that is the need for the diagram. Here's how not to do it kids.
     
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  2. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. DMD

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    My wife was in an accident, earlier.
    She got ran over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
    The police rang and said,
    "Mr Davies, there's no easy way of telling you this...
     
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

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    Apparently the average British couple has sex three times a week, whereas Japanese couples have sex only one to two times a year.

    This is ****ing upsetting me no end.
















    I had no ****ing idea that I was Japanese.
     
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  5. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Only once a year...that's sushi shame Ernie although it does last for 3 months at a time.
     
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  6. Ullofaman

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    Looks like the south of Ireland is not the place to be tomorrow as hurricane Ophelia intends to make a visit as a tropical storm!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Quill

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    Explains the funny looks from the staff me and the lass got in the hotel when we were on hols in Tokyo.


    Too much said? Yeah probably.
     
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  8. Oregon Tiger

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    I think I'm turning Japanese...
     
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  9. Kempton

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    You really think so?
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

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    Bit windy in Ireland...

     
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  12. tigerincanada

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    Except that's four year old Madison Gardner swinging on the door in Lyndhurst, Ohio.
     
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  13. PLT

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    I've seen that video before, it isn't Ophelia.
     
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  14. Walter Sobchak

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    Racist.
     
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  15. Quill

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    You know, unless you're BCC, I don't think it really matters.
     
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  16. Kempton

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    I miss that silly owld **** :angry:
     
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  17. look_back_in_amber

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    Which pedant amongst us pedanted bummers off?
     
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  18. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Priceless<laugh>
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Maybe something's gone on in his family. Wasting your life on here doesn't seem so important then.
    I hope he's ok.
     
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  20. look_back_in_amber

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    Absolutely, me too Chazz.
     
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