Apparently it's called Amblypygi, but is more commonly known as the whip spider and can grow to having a 60cm leg span, so I hope I never meet one.
Quite interesting, the stark difference between a road car, a sports car and an F1 car on a race track...
They do have a sense of humour. Just not a very funny one. The traffic warden that nicked me in Cologne last month was a hoot. His colleague waved me into a parking bay. With an illuminous yellow plastic baton. As soon as I'd turned my engine off his mate issued me a €60 on the spot fine. He was in hysterics as he explained that I wasn't displaying the correct permit and no exceptions could be made. He nearly pissed himself when I told him that I'd parked there the previous year with no problems. Tears were rolling down his cheeks as he informed me that the rules had changed a few months earlier and it was my responsibility to be aware of all changes. Even though I don't actually live in the country. ****ing Gemanic parking enforcement Gestapo double act. Twat and Twatter they're called. Laugh a ****ing minute.
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Option two just doesn't bear thinking about. Or is it bare thinking about? Ugggh, that certainly isn't a thought I'd like to bear. Or bare. Oh, **** it. I'm going Three. Who gives a ****?
Whilst serving in Germany I got pulled over. 60DM fine. I only had 2 50s. The coppers just laughed, waved someone else over, who happened to pay in 3 20s. Sent him off. Gave me my change. Made me laugh tbh.