A bit Carminesque this Chazz. Although at least he made the bathroom. And I'll say it before anyone else does; why didn't you ask Large Donna to find your door keys before you got home.
Probably large Donna and Chazz both had a kebaba on the good doorstep. Sounds like a normal night at chez Rheinhold.
A bit, yeah. It's a proper wind free, sun-trap just there. If the summer sun is out that's where my wife and I will be, sweating our arses off. It's where there's red kites, sparrowhawks, dragonflies, voles, chickens and a stupid dog. It's where nothing else matters for a few hours and it's ****ing bliss. Although, now I know that some twat's taking photo's of me from above, I'm going to bury those bitches at night from now on.
Spain's Balearic Islands have passed a law banning pub crawls and happy hours in three popular tourist destinations in a bid to crack down on alcohol-fuelled holidays. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51158258 #SozChazz
Good. I’m too old for the them anyway!! I want relaxation & medium priced booze when I’m in palma & Ibiza......4 weeks until I’m there!!!!
Right Guys.......you won't be hearing from me for a while.........the police are investigating me for stealing a job lot of swimming pool inflatables..... so I’ve got to lilo....